My Protege

Well, my protege has left the comforts of the nest and succored himself a new home. He seems to be adjusting quite nicely. I'm just hoping his new adoptive father gives him a name soon.

Calling All Available Female Sock Monkeys!

DonnaKat has been neglecting me of late. No cuddles, no travels, no nuthin'. All she does is spend time with her friends, at work, at school...my life stinks. I need a diversion. That's why I'm here. I'm thinking of putting up a personal ad. I hate to do it to her, but I need my lovin'. A monkey has needs too, you know. She took this picture of me in Ohio. Do I not look sexy?? I think I'll use this picture for my personal ad. I look better than the guy on my badge, by the way....

I am one drop dead sexy monkey!

It's about time Ms. Thang let me have my own blog. After all, it's only because of me that she gets any attention in the first place. If it had not been for me in Ohio, she would have been a recluse - a nameless, faceless nobody with nothing to report. She says she lives vicariously through me...poor thing. She needs to loosen up a bit and quit being so serious all the time. She's just shy, I suppose. But that can be changed with the right motivation. Unfortunately, the last time I tried she almost killed me by hanging me from the closet door.